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Sunday
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:45pm |
also, (and sorry for the spam posting tonight) did you know that in bandom, group sex is considered normal? like, so much so that there's an acronym for it, like EWE or PWP there's GSF.
i seriously have no clue what any of these people look like, except that the one called spencer is baby-fat chubby-cute. but i DON'T CARE because i've been spending the whole damn day reading best friend orgies. have we hit my number one main kink? why yes, we have.
in conclusion, bandom for the win. or at least a tie with HP and Xmen. not that i want to write it myself, i just want to read alllllllll the orgies. :D
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Sunday
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:31pm |
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could i please get somebody to read over my teddy/louis? it's supposed to be angsty, and i'm not sure it's angsty enough. i'd love you forever, and totally write you comment porn!
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Sunday
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:27pm |
wishlist:
1) a bigger flist! i have massive friending paranoia, i hate not knowing if they'll friend me back. i have people that i've checked their ljs for years, but have never approached to friend. half the journals i have linked are dead or into fandoms i don't give a toss about. i feel like if all my active friends gave me one friend-rec, i could find a bunch of people that are interesting wonderful people.
2) kinky harry/ron. i know they're best friends, it's one of the things i love about the pairing. not every single fic has to be about the transition from best mates to lovers, can't we just have a collaring fic, or a paddling fic? remus/sirius has kinky stuff, and they're best friends too!
3) sci-fi book recs. based on (er, it was either asnowyowl or byronnybrynn's wishlist) i bought oryx and crake today, but beyond the heinlein/robinson duo and buying random stuff by baen books publishing, i have no idea what's good.
4) more next gen incest. speaking of, i'm so behind on writing for sceasleycest, but hey, i only have two more fests to write before starting my bigbangs, maybe somewhere in there i can manage my other comm promises.
5) more sirius/james, james/remus, sirius/james/remus, sirius/james/remus/peter. i LOVE puppies, but i like other combinations of marauders too.
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Friday
November 20th, 2009 at 10:29pm |
there is no author who i both hate and love as much as robert heinlein. usually it's either hate (i can't think of any big names, but there have been a ton of books i've only read a few chapters into) or love (jkr, spider robinson, diana wynne jones, tamora peirce etc).
i mean really... he goes and writes something like the lazarus long series, in which group marriage is the norm and is considered more stable for children, incest is completely fine as long as no bad genes are reinforced, and religion is bunk.
and then he goes and writes something like farnham's freehold, in which a white family slips into an AU where blacks are the ruling class, but they're all cannibalistic rapists. oh, and the father would rather cast his daughter's husband out to death than consider that more than one point of view being applicable is possible. faith in absolute authority and racism of the highest degree, seriously heinlein?
Farnham's freehold is the only book i've EVER put in the garbage. usually if i don't like it, i'll bring it to a used book store or drop it off somewhere that will want it, but i didn't want anyone else to read it's horrible ideas. if that's censorship, colour me guilty.
on the other hand, everybody should read the Long quartet... Time Enough For Love, The Number of the Beast, The Cat Who Walks Though Walls, To Sail Beyond The Sunset.
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Sunday
November 15th, 2009 at 3:17pm |
i very rarely do recs, but i found a link at the bottom of a document i hadn't looked at in awhile, and last night i was reading and found a filthy-delicious fic.
so:
1) http://community.livejournal.com/the_ass_fest/54117.html#cutid1
the pairing is albus/scorpius, and i love the way Albus is so out of control and Scorpius just takes it.
2) http://community.livejournal.com/hp_triangle/17224.html#cutid1
the pairing is Remus/Sirius/Regulus, and it's so dirty and parts of it are just cruel, which is somehow deliciously hot. omg, i have a new kink... humiliation! *shudders*
i hope you enjoy them both, and now i go back to trying to force remus and sirius to shag, after like four thousand words of UST. *tears out hair*
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Saturday
November 14th, 2009 at 6:56pm |
things i'm working on:
aside from the list on my profile with my fests:
yuleballs (i've got about a week left, and about 5 paragraphs left)
charliefest
emo_fest
next gen fest
and two big bangs:
Harry/Ron
Remus Lupin
and three tables to complete:
51 fics left for my OTP table
all 74 fics for my Harry/Ron table
and about 55 Bobby/John xmen fics
i also want to finish my:
20+ chapter James/Sirius/Remus AU
my Harry Potter meets John(xmen) in OOTP and everything changes epic
chaptered Lorcan/Lysander/Hugo/Louis/Scorpius fic
and i was hoping to do a month of december advent calander of drabbles.
*laughs at self*
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Wednesday
November 11th, 2009 at 6:06pm |
in which gala tries to figure a logical way to get around the rules:
if you're 11 in first year, but your birthday isn't until march, they wouldn't put you in when you were 10 and wait until nearly the end of the year before turning 11, right? they would put you in at 11, and at the end of the year you turned 12?
therefore meaning in seventh year you're 17 for most of it, until march in which you turn 18?
and so if my characters have to be 18 before they shag, they can technically still be in seventh year, but just between march and june?
because my plot needs to be set in seventh year, school is imperative. but the damned rules say he has to be 18. how am i supposed to write a big bang if i have to follow consent laws that aren't my own country's. EPIC LAME.
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Wednesday
November 11th, 2009 at 1:55pm |
when i wrote for hp_cross_fest, i had to go with threesomes, because they are love. i ended up writing two, both based on favourite weasleys.
RON
Title: Headlines
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Ron
Rating: nc17
Word Count: 3221
Summary: Remus has a new job and happy lovers. And then they get outed. based off the prompt at hp_cross fest: Prompt Number: 211- Front page headlines- The Boy Who Lived's best friend is shagging his guardians!
Warnings/Kinks: outdoor sex, a bit of purposely horrid purple prose. No attempt at explanation as to how this could have happened post-DH.
Author's Notes: for whomever this is for, I hope you enjoy it. I realise I took the prompt a bit literally, but it interested me.
http://community.livejournal.com/hprarepairs/481360.html#cutid1
HUGO
Title: Fifty Galleons
Pairing: Lucius/Hugo/Albus
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 4496
Summary: Gryffindors have dreams, but it takes a Slytherin to put them into action.
Warnings/Kinks: incest, spanking, voyeurism, wanking. vaguely dub-con, depending on how it's read. Fudging of canon so Albus and Hugo are the same age. Changing POV.
AN: originally written for hp_cross_fest
http://community.livejournal.com/hp_tng/192172.html
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Sunday
November 8th, 2009 at 10:32pm |
so, i'm currently trying to c&p all my fics onto my fic journal.
>.< i've been doing it all day, i still have 94 left.
>.< few of them have wordcount or warnings. depending on what comm they were posted to, they don't have pairings. if they were posted in my journal they often don't have ratings or title. *hates writing headers*
>.< *also hates tagging everything*
>.< why does everything i wrote in 2005 switch between tenses?
>.< why is everything from 2004 not FUCKING SPELLCHECKED?
>.< why did insanejournal go down for like 2 hours? i was on a friggin roll, come on!
>.< seriously, why didn't i start doing this a few years ago? failstamp for procrastinating gala.
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Saturday
November 7th, 2009 at 10:06pm |
in midst of all my fest-fic writing i wrote another row of my otp cracking challenge:
title: Shush
pairing: Bill/Charlie
rating: R
wordcount: 1092
warnings: set in their teenage years, though no specified ages.
summary: Charlie is a moaner, which makes everything riskier.
author's notes: this was written for my OTP cracking challenge, in which i write my otp (in this case B/C) and then write two more fics breaking them up.
http://community.livejournal.com/weasleycest/123013.html#cutid1
Title: The Ones with the Bows
Author: gala_apples
Pairing(s): Charlie/Hugo, insinuations of Charlie/others
Rating: nc17
Summary: Charlie stumbles in on Hugo wanking, and things only escalate from there.
Word Count: 2019
Warnings: starts off with dub-con, there's a slight bit of crossdressing (stockings). obviously incest and age disparity.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author/Artist's Notes: this was for my OTP cracking challenge in which i write an OTP (in this case Charlie/Bill) and then write both with other people.
http://community.livejournal.com/hugo_love/21368.html#cutid1
title: Fairytales
pairings: aside from the Bill/Remus, there's mentions of Bill/Fleur, Remus/Tonks, and George/Angelina/Lee.
rating: R
wordcount: 1097
summary: Bill has exactly what he wants, until he sees the world for what it really is and his needs change. AU post HBP.
author's notes: this is for my OTP cracking challenge in which i write one of my OTPs (in this case Bill/Charlie) and then write them both with other characters.
http://community.livejournal.com/remusxbill/42009.html#cutid1
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Saturday
November 7th, 2009 at 2:22am |
i'm winding down on my fest fics, i've only got one left to write for november, and one for december, so instead of starting my hrbb i decided to look on daily_snitch for more shit to join. and somewhere along the line i found a marauder big bang, which i don't have time to sign up for, but was going to because i had this great au idea about a not-evil peter and everybody's-a-werewolf.
but the rules say shagging must be for 18 year olds. dude, wtf? american consent laws off my canadian fanfic, plzkthx. so i can't sign up, because the marauders must be in their marauder era. there's fun happy marauder era time, depressing war secrets being kept time, and then everyone's dead or evil.
*sigh* maybe i'll just write two hrbb's? or maybe i should just write the first one before getting in over my head with a second plot? *rolls eyes at ambitious self* really though, signing up for every winter duedate fest worked, i'm nearly finished.
unfortunately my computer is being all shitty-lame. it won't let me turn it off, and for some reason i can't access my email account. i don't know if that's hotmail being shitty, or something wrong with the computer. which means i can't email the mods the fics i've finished. if it stays like this, i'm going to have to private post them here, then go to the library and try to access my email there.
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Sunday
November 1st, 2009 at 12:26pm |
part two of polygamy bigbang
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Sunday
November 1st, 2009 at 12:24pm |
so, my first bigbang ever completed is for polygamy. does this surprise anyone? no.
Title: Who Says Socks Have to Come in Pairs?
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Lily/Sirius/Remus/Peter and any combination within the group.
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 15 498
Warnings: het, slash, some bad sex, as some characters are more in tune with each other than others. mild drug use. prior to fic infidelity.
Summary: Who knew that James Potter was so full of brilliant ideas? For two weeks in December the Marauders and Lily attempt to redefine their relationships.
Author's Notes: I had it set in 77, and the moon phase was fine. Then the beta pointed out it wasn't enough time for the characters to get themselves in the mess they're in. So I switched to 78, and only realised a day before this was due that the moon would now be on the 14th instead of the 25th, which completely messes up what plot there is. So it's still in 78, but with a 77 moon. Sorry.
eta: fanmix! by soda_and_capes...here: http://soda-and-capes.livejournal.com/335052.html#cutid1
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Saturday
October 31st, 2009 at 8:18pm |
i am so fucking addicted to my computer, i'm not even close to kidding.
so my dad picks me up from work on tuesday, and he's like "so, how do you change the contrast on the compter?" gala says "what for?" dad says "because when you changed it to watch your movie you didn't change it back, the screen is still black." gala says OMGWOT? DRIVE FASTER TIMMY, MY COMPUTER'S DOWN A WELL!
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Friday
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:56pm |
for the love of god, i need a beta(s). like i saw nolagal doing, does anyone have their own fest-fics that need to be betaed, and we can trade?
so far i've got a mostly gen hugo/scorpius, a seamus/dean, and then a harry/ron that's halfway finished. i will also have a marauder-fic and a incest though i'm not sure about the pairing of it.
on the plus side, the suspected case of H1N1 at work turned out negative. on the minus side, we've got three cases of lice, and about 20 minutes before one girl went home unsuspecting gala was hugging girl and letting her sit on my lap. i don't THINK i have lice, but i've never had it before so i don't know how to tell, it's supposed to look like dandruff and i've had dandruff for years.
on the minus side, i crushed my finger in the door and it hurts to touch. on the positive side, i oddly type only with my middle fingers and thumbs, so i don't have to worry about not writing.
and most positive side of all, as i'm catching up on my flist reading, i see that most of you have been having good happy times, so hooray!
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Thursday
October 15th, 2009 at 10:15pm |
if the christians are right, and there is a hell...
a) there will be no cake
b) i will be doing an endless circle time with my Eagle group. HOLY CRAP, I CANNOT SPEND 20 MINUTES TALKING TO 2 SPECIAL NEEDS CHILDREN, 3 TWO YEAR OLDS, AND 2 FOUR YEAR OLD BOYS ABOUT THINGS LIKE FROGS OR AUTUMN EVERY DAY. worst part of my day, by far.
on the plus side, when i get home from work, there is cake.
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Friday
October 2nd, 2009 at 10:44pm |
you ever get those compliments that don't really seem like compliments? and it's not like you're offended, they just don't really work?
this morning when i went in for work irene, who before they completely changed everything this monday was my co-teacher in one of the two rooms came over to me. she told me the colour of my shirt was nice, and i was really 'role-model chic'. um?
and then this afternoon dontae was playing with the felt board in the library and he stuck a felt spider onto my shirt. he was like "it sticked!" "yes, maybe he used his webbing to stick to me" "teacher, it sticked. you're like a clipboard!" um? "YOU'RE A CLIPBOARD" "sure, i'm a clipboard."
wtf? oh well. today was the first day(!) in five weeks (i think) of working that i didn't have someone spill milk or koolaid or juice on me at lunch. i consider that a very good day.
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Tuesday
September 29th, 2009 at 8:40pm |
holy shit, i wrote fic that's not for a fest! well technically it's still for a fest, but i don't have to email it and wait a month and be anon about it, i can just post it and the person will make a masterlist. so yay!
title: 20 Facts about Lysander Scamander
pairing: Lysander/Lorcan, unrequited Lysander/Ron
rating: R
wordcount: 1061
summary: For as long as Lysander can remember, Ron Weasley and his brother Lorcan have been the most important things in his life.
here: http://community.livejournal.com/hptwinsmut/24314.html#cutid1
written for:
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Monday
September 21st, 2009 at 9:26pm |
i wore my terminus shirt to work today, because i was running out of worksafe shirts. (i own waaaay too many things with skulls or manson's face) i didn't get any comments, unlike my awesome threadless shirt on friday, but every once in awhile i'd look down and snicker because seriously, wearing a shirt that's an undercover symbol for I'VE WRITTEN HUNDREDS OF GAY PORN STORIES just amuses me.
still coughing. have been since last wednesday. hate it. the worst part of my job is definately being sick the first six months straight.
second worst part: having kids music stuck in my head. today's sample is WHERE IS THUMBKIN, WHERE IS THUMBKIN...
there's so much less time for porn now. *pouts* i don't think i'll even have time to do the most recent sceasleycest challenge, and i LOVE weasley!sex.
also, i don't know if everyone's already seen this, but OMG TWILIGHT FANS FRIGHTEN THE SHIT OUT OF ME. http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/357046.html
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