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Thursday
December 24th, 2009 at 12:09pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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Wednesday
December 23rd, 2009 at 9:07pm
so, tell me of a peice of music/movie that screams christmas to you. it doesn't necessarily have to be christmassy, if you watch rent every christmas that's cool.

for mine, every year since it's been out we've listened/watched Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics while putting up the christmas tree. (SHELLY IS GOING TO KILL THE TURDS, ON CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE MORNING) it takes a while for the tree to come together, so we must watch it like five times in a row. best christmas special EVER.
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Tuesday
December 22nd, 2009 at 11:17pm
dry hacking cough, the day before i have an ENTIRE WEEK OFF. i'm sick during my vacation, with a cough that wakes me up from sleeping in. shenanagins. total and utter shenanagins. D:
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Saturday
December 19th, 2009 at 12:03pm
this is the first meme i've done in a long time, but it had to be done.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, gala_apples sent to me...
Twelve threesomes drumming
Eleven fuh-q-fests piping
Ten orgies a-leaping
Nine seamus dancing
Eight pyjamas a-milking
Seven corsets a-swimming
Six challenges a-cross-dressing
Five se-e-e-ex toys
Four dresden dolls
Three melancholy deaths
Two zomgz seamus
...and a sirius-is-not-dead in a bill/charlie.
Get your own Twelve Days:


now i want to write some sort of hogwarts orgy with twelve threesomes. or for that matter, ten leaping orgies sounds fascinating.
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Saturday
December 19th, 2009 at 11:35am
Title: When You Dream
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1937
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dominique/Louis/Hugo
Summary: Dominique has always had his uses for Louis, but it's the first time he's ever needed him.
Warnings: Noncon. While not quite sociopaths, neither of the Delacour-Weasleys are mentally healthy either.
Author's Notes: originally written for hp_cestfest.

http://community.livejournal.com/hp_tng/197754.html

sometimes writing darker stuff is wonderful. i had been stuck for awhile, trying to get the person's happier ideas like bondage, the happier pairings like lorcan/lysander or fred/george. but she also said any weasley, and she liked dark kinks. so in a matter of hours i wrote this up, and i really like it. fantastically, the fic i got back is also deliciously dark.
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Friday
December 18th, 2009 at 10:53pm
for those that have been in fandom awhile/know it's dirty little secrets (i'm looking at you, coconut!) was the draco trilogy good? i just finished reading her city trilogy, and it made me wonder about her fanfic, which i found out on google was called the draco trilogy. was it good? is the city trilogy the same, with names changed?

i know that some of you think that fanficcers that become authors turn douchy, i know at least one of you is a ficcer-turned-published author. opinions?

would any of you turn your big bang fics into books, if you thought you wouldn't get caught? i don't think i would, mainly because my longer fics are all character based/au's at certain points of jkr's plot, and there's no way i could translate any of it into original stuff.

that being said, a horrible OC ridden, OOC trio fic from the oldschool days of ff.net was my subject for nano a few year ago, because it wasn't like ron and harry and hermione were r/h/h like anyway. i loved the plot, it had to be written again, properly.
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Thursday
December 17th, 2009 at 7:05pm
today is one of those days where i'm like 'thank fuck i can go home, swear, and read porn, and not have to deal with any bullshit.'

also, fuck those kids. it's my job to love them all, but seriously... fuck those kids. thank GOD i'm never having kids. even for my worst days, i only have to put up with crap for 8 hours, then i can go home and not have to DEAL WITH ANY BULLSHIT.

because i'm in a pissy mood, anyone got any dark/dub con/non con recs? hp or xmen or btvs or (and dissonance is laughing at me) patd bandom all apply.
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Tuesday
December 15th, 2009 at 6:41pm
man it's been awhile since i've read canon. for those more recent than i... important question for one of my big bangs.

has ron seen the inside of dumbledore's office, before the second task of GOF? at first i thought he must have, for COS, but then he wouldn't have, because they went straight to gilderoy and then to the chamber, right? Dumbledore broke the news to the rest of the family, but not Ron, right?

please to be responding!
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Saturday
December 12th, 2009 at 1:55am
sorry for the spam posting, but who recced a bandom fic that had something like spencer throws out all his stuff and __ goes shopping with him? or maybe it wasn't you, and i was spying on friends of friends, but do you remember your flist saying that? because i seriously have no idea where i read that summary, and i want to read it. *whines*

also, susan5124, would you want to beta another fic? you did so well with the last one, thanks for that!
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Saturday
December 12th, 2009 at 1:44am
so, for the first night i got a balconey seat, but for the second night i have a floor ticket. i'm not too concerned, OLP isn't exactly the sort of band you need to mosh to anyway.

oh, a fic i wrote for a fest awhile back. (mental health fest, i can't believe there were so many dropouts!)

Title: Perspectives
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): a bit of Hugo/Scorpius
Warnings: self harm
Word Count: 5066
Mental Health Issue: Borderline Personality Disorder
Summary: Sometimes a disorder is more difficult for the people around than for the person that has it.
Author's Notes: I wrote about Borderline Personality Disorder, which I have, though I've been more stable lately. I couldn't write it from the perspective of the character experiencing it, it would have been too damaging, so I wrote it as each individual experiencing one of the symptoms from an outsider's perspective. One of the perspectives is negative, which was hard to write, but necessary. I have put the list of symptoms under a cut beneath the story if you're the type that wants to know.

http://community.livejournal.com/hugo_love/23736.html
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Friday
December 11th, 2009 at 11:55pm
and in other news

-tickets for our lady peace went on sale at 10 am, so i couldn't call before work, and if i waited until lunch (2.30) i wasn't going to get them, it was a small venue. but vince came over at 1.30 am and picked up my visa, and got my tickets for both shows (they're here two nights playing different cds each night)

-vince called me at 11.40 at night asking me if i want to go hang out with a crossdresser. so i'll be going out at 1am again.

-i've found i only need 4 hours of sleep to function at work, proved by the last time they were over fixing the computer in which i was up until 4.30.

-SOME PEOPLE GAVE ME VIRTUAL GIFTS. OMG, THANK YOU, I LOVE PRESSIES!

-also deserving of caps, I LOVE THE INTERNET. I LOVE FANDOM. I MISSED IT ALL SOOOOO MUCH.
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Friday
December 11th, 2009 at 10:56pm
oh man, the last...i don't even know how long... has been insane with my computer.

Read more... )

but fuck, there's a bunch of fallout from the lack of internet, i think a few hours before vince and jason came over that first time, i looked at my emails and saw an email from yuleballs wanting me to do some work on my fic. since that was weeks and weeks ago, i'm sure i'm now considered a flaker. hell, now i can't enter that fest next year.

and i missed you all. i'm going to be spending FOREVER on my computer. it's going to be stapled to my body, man. so many fests to catch up on!
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Sunday
November 22nd, 2009 at 10:45pm
also, (and sorry for the spam posting tonight) did you know that in bandom, group sex is considered normal? like, so much so that there's an acronym for it, like EWE or PWP there's GSF.

i seriously have no clue what any of these people look like, except that the one called spencer is baby-fat chubby-cute. but i DON'T CARE because i've been spending the whole damn day reading best friend orgies. have we hit my number one main kink? why yes, we have.

in conclusion, bandom for the win. or at least a tie with HP and Xmen. not that i want to write it myself, i just want to read alllllllll the orgies. :D
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Sunday
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:31pm
could i please get somebody to read over my teddy/louis? it's supposed to be angsty, and i'm not sure it's angsty enough. i'd love you forever, and totally write you comment porn!
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Sunday
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:27pm
wishlist:

1) a bigger flist! i have massive friending paranoia, i hate not knowing if they'll friend me back. i have people that i've checked their ljs for years, but have never approached to friend. half the journals i have linked are dead or into fandoms i don't give a toss about. i feel like if all my active friends gave me one friend-rec, i could find a bunch of people that are interesting wonderful people.

2) kinky harry/ron. i know they're best friends, it's one of the things i love about the pairing. not every single fic has to be about the transition from best mates to lovers, can't we just have a collaring fic, or a paddling fic? remus/sirius has kinky stuff, and they're best friends too!

3) sci-fi book recs. based on (er, it was either asnowyowl or byronnybrynn's wishlist) i bought oryx and crake today, but beyond the heinlein/robinson duo and buying random stuff by baen books publishing, i have no idea what's good.

4) more next gen incest. speaking of, i'm so behind on writing for sceasleycest, but hey, i only have two more fests to write before starting my bigbangs, maybe somewhere in there i can manage my other comm promises.

5) more sirius/james, james/remus, sirius/james/remus, sirius/james/remus/peter. i LOVE puppies, but i like other combinations of marauders too.
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Friday
November 20th, 2009 at 10:29pm
there is no author who i both hate and love as much as robert heinlein. usually it's either hate (i can't think of any big names, but there have been a ton of books i've only read a few chapters into) or love (jkr, spider robinson, diana wynne jones, tamora peirce etc).

i mean really... he goes and writes something like the lazarus long series, in which group marriage is the norm and is considered more stable for children, incest is completely fine as long as no bad genes are reinforced, and religion is bunk.

and then he goes and writes something like farnham's freehold, in which a white family slips into an AU where blacks are the ruling class, but they're all cannibalistic rapists. oh, and the father would rather cast his daughter's husband out to death than consider that more than one point of view being applicable is possible. faith in absolute authority and racism of the highest degree, seriously heinlein?

Farnham's freehold is the only book i've EVER put in the garbage. usually if i don't like it, i'll bring it to a used book store or drop it off somewhere that will want it, but i didn't want anyone else to read it's horrible ideas. if that's censorship, colour me guilty.

on the other hand, everybody should read the Long quartet... Time Enough For Love, The Number of the Beast, The Cat Who Walks Though Walls, To Sail Beyond The Sunset.
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Sunday
November 15th, 2009 at 3:17pm
i very rarely do recs, but i found a link at the bottom of a document i hadn't looked at in awhile, and last night i was reading and found a filthy-delicious fic.

so:
1) http://community.livejournal.com/the_ass_fest/54117.html#cutid1
the pairing is albus/scorpius, and i love the way Albus is so out of control and Scorpius just takes it.

2) http://community.livejournal.com/hp_triangle/17224.html#cutid1
the pairing is Remus/Sirius/Regulus, and it's so dirty and parts of it are just cruel, which is somehow deliciously hot. omg, i have a new kink... humiliation! *shudders*

i hope you enjoy them both, and now i go back to trying to force remus and sirius to shag, after like four thousand words of UST. *tears out hair*
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Saturday
November 14th, 2009 at 6:56pm
things i'm working on:

aside from the list on my profile with my fests:
yuleballs (i've got about a week left, and about 5 paragraphs left)
charliefest
emo_fest
next gen fest

and two big bangs:
Harry/Ron
Remus Lupin

and three tables to complete:
51 fics left for my OTP table
all 74 fics for my Harry/Ron table
and about 55 Bobby/John xmen fics

i also want to finish my:
20+ chapter James/Sirius/Remus AU
my Harry Potter meets John(xmen) in OOTP and everything changes epic
chaptered Lorcan/Lysander/Hugo/Louis/Scorpius fic

and i was hoping to do a month of december advent calander of drabbles.
*laughs at self*
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Wednesday
November 11th, 2009 at 6:06pm
in which gala tries to figure a logical way to get around the rules:

if you're 11 in first year, but your birthday isn't until march, they wouldn't put you in when you were 10 and wait until nearly the end of the year before turning 11, right? they would put you in at 11, and at the end of the year you turned 12?

therefore meaning in seventh year you're 17 for most of it, until march in which you turn 18?

and so if my characters have to be 18 before they shag, they can technically still be in seventh year, but just between march and june?

because my plot needs to be set in seventh year, school is imperative. but the damned rules say he has to be 18. how am i supposed to write a big bang if i have to follow consent laws that aren't my own country's. EPIC LAME.
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Wednesday
November 11th, 2009 at 1:55pm
when i wrote for hp_cross_fest, i had to go with threesomes, because they are love. i ended up writing two, both based on favourite weasleys.

RON
Title: Headlines
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Ron
Rating: nc17
Word Count: 3221
Summary: Remus has a new job and happy lovers. And then they get outed. based off the prompt at hp_cross fest: Prompt Number: 211- Front page headlines- The Boy Who Lived's best friend is shagging his guardians!
Warnings/Kinks: outdoor sex, a bit of purposely horrid purple prose. No attempt at explanation as to how this could have happened post-DH.
Author's Notes: for whomever this is for, I hope you enjoy it. I realise I took the prompt a bit literally, but it interested me.
http://community.livejournal.com/hprarepairs/481360.html#cutid1

HUGO
Title: Fifty Galleons
Pairing: Lucius/Hugo/Albus
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 4496
Summary: Gryffindors have dreams, but it takes a Slytherin to put them into action.
Warnings/Kinks: incest, spanking, voyeurism, wanking. vaguely dub-con, depending on how it's read. Fudging of canon so Albus and Hugo are the same age. Changing POV.
AN: originally written for hp_cross_fest
http://community.livejournal.com/hp_tng/192172.html
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