-it's over 3k and no one has taken their underwear off yet.
-it's at least 85% dialogue.
-this fandom has a grand total of 58 fics, and almost all of them are main chars slash. Like to the point that some of these fics aren't tagged with a pairing because there's only that pairing in this fandom. There is ONE threesome, and I wrote it. A ninesome is sort of a large step up.
In conclusion: what am I even doing?